ah, you found Ocean Beach. if you want the best bacon based product in the world, imo, you are very very very close to it right there. go to hodads. go in. buy a burger with bacon and cheese. you will never regret it. the bacon is like someone chopped up bacon, wove it with magic and tiny little slave labor hands into a bacon pancake, and draped it over the best burger meat ive ever tasted. its massive. one double cheese bacon burger would get me through a day of surfing, drinking, and a hangover breakfast.

look out for hippies and vets in OB. they will drink all your booze, but both often have the best pot on the planet somewhere on their person.