this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2008
167 points (92% like it)
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mckatze 24 points25 points 1 year ago[-]

Goddamnit, bacon and fries should be working across party lines to make my dinner plate that much more fucking delicious!

miraimari 3 points4 points 1 year ago[-]

My brother was making cheese fries today and asked what else he needed to add to them to make them perfect. He already had 3 types of cheese and olive oil. I, of course, told him to add bacon. He was very excited by the suggestion. Needless to say, they were delicious!

[deleted] 15 points16 points 1 year ago[-]

No contest, but your math is off.

pastanoose 16 points17 points 1 year ago[-]

bacon gets an automatic 10% bonus for awesomeness.

[deleted] 1 point2 points 1 year ago[-]

...or was it fries?

pastanoose 2 points3 points 1 year ago[-]

don't be absurd.

[deleted] 0 points1 point 1 year ago[-]

Our fellow submitter was absurd; lazerdave merely mis-attributed the bonus.

Brain21 2 points3 points 1 year ago* [-]

EDIT: Doh. It would appear I can't add properly.

notatoad 4 points5 points 1 year ago[-]

not even adding. you can't even copy from an image to a text field.

Brain21 3 points4 points 1 year ago[-]

I blame my keyboard...uh...cold fingers? WAIT, I blame the terrorists!

jamesshuang 0 points1 point 1 year ago[-]

meatsack 3 points4 points 1 year ago[-]

That would be true if it added up to less than 100%.

Jinno 11 points12 points 1 year ago[-]

Bacon kicked Fries's ass.

stroud 1 point2 points 1 year ago[-]

always have, always will.

Bagel 5 points6 points 1 year ago[-]

This shouldn't even be an issue. Simply make Bacon Fries.

bastardo 1 point2 points 1 year ago* [-]

I like your thinking! You should run for president, or something. Bagel/Bacon '12

milliondollarboy1 0 points1 point 1 year ago[-]

Bagel/Bacon breakfast first.

ffn 6 points7 points 1 year ago[-]

Damn biased reporting, artificially pumping Fries' percent up to make it look like a closer fight than it really was!

intangible-tangerine 4 points5 points 1 year ago[-]

go bacon!

NiceGuyMike 2 points3 points 1 year ago[-]

Poutine + Bacon = WIN

I think we can cross party boundaries all come together for this.

[deleted] 0 points1 point 1 year ago[-]

Poutine + Bacon = massive coronary

[deleted] 3 points4 points 1 year ago[-]

110% of deliciousness.

2oonhed 2 points3 points 1 year ago[-]

That's funny.

Fries looks like bacon and Bacon looks like a french fry.

TomatoSlayer 1 point2 points 1 year ago[-]

...What? I thought they were on the same team.

neat_stuff 0 points1 point 1 year ago[-]

Fries are overrated anyway.

I prefer hash browns any day. And, I wouldn't complain if some ketchup and bacon were mixed in.

AliasHandler 0 points1 point 1 year ago[-]

facepalm

110%? Really?

Lemm1w1nkz -1 points0 points 1 year ago[-]

This is the kind of shit I am talking about, no one ever votes third condiment anymore!

POTATO CHIPS '08!

[deleted] 0 points1 point 1 year ago* [-]

Bacon is its own major food group, dear redditor. Fries was waging only a regional campaign.

weegee 0 points1 point 1 year ago[-]

I knew Kevin Bacon would find a career after his acting dried up.

tiptoe 0 points1 point 1 year ago[-]

sidenote: Bacon is a democrat

feebie 0 points1 point 1 year ago[-]

Of course it does. Who needs a poll? Everyone knows this.

[deleted] 0 points1 point 1 year ago[-]

Woo! The NBP's endorsement saved the day.

charlatan 0 points1 point 1 year ago[-]

!Viva revolucion!

[deleted] 0 points1 point 1 year ago[-]

I always knew sweet, sweet Bacon could pull it out.