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Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:39:08 -0700

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derricks on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-21T22:48:35.196866-07:00-0700

Fuck broccoli. For the love of all things holy, it only has about 12 calories a cup. At that rate you can eat enough to starve to death in about 2.5 weeks.

[deleted] on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T09:30:25.041062-07:00-0700

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jaybol on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T16:53:37.554702-07:00-0700

yeah just because he's wrong doesn't mean that we shouldn't let him come around. we all know that the health benefits of bacon outweigh broccoli

Mr_Zero on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-21T23:02:41.266411-07:00-0700

Call him out, call him out. Post his name, address and phone number. This can not stand.

SodiumKPump on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T05:05:07.263690-07:00-0700

This aggression will not stand, man!

yruoc on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T06:13:50.001604-07:00-0700

Broccoli ain't bad... when it has bacon on it.

warped on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-21T22:47:23.452635-07:00-0700

I shall downmod his posts in the name of all that is Bacon.

epicRelic on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T11:04:57.525093-07:00-0700

Here's what the church has to say about broccoli: http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Broccoli

m0m0 on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-21T22:51:11.656654-07:00-0700

I might eat broccoli if it were wrapped in bacon.

warped on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-21T22:57:27.908098-07:00-0700

BLASPHEMY. Year 428 of the Hog Mother's Reign: Clothed in Bacon, belly of Bacon, mouth and stomach full of Bacon, we have gone too far. The Hog Mother has been angered. We have been greedy and taken more than we needed. The sky darkens and streaks of grease flow across it at speeds unfathomable. We are frightened, but we know not what exactly we fear. The Hog Mother has always been at peace. Why have we failed her? He who wraps nasty food in bacon is sinning against the Holy Church of Bacon by tainting the Bacon of the Hog.

martoo on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T03:57:39.556270-07:00-0700

Anyone else notice that "Hog" is what it sounds like when you say God backward with a fistful of bacon in your mouth?

yor on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-23T06:45:51.005305-07:00-0700

So the opposite of Hog Mother is Godfather.

yor on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T00:20:15.124971-07:00-0700

Glad to see my translations are being utilized, Brother. May I suggest you assist with them? The Book of Bacon is far from complete. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

warped on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T00:42:36.198680-07:00-0700

I have registered and shall begin assisting. Anybody reading this should do the same.

m0m0 on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-21T23:21:02.499968-07:00-0700

Hmm I might rephrase, I might eat the bacon wrapping the broccoli in the hope the precious meat has not been spoiled.

warped on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-21T23:31:04.259665-07:00-0700

Broccoli spoils bacon, once touched. It matters not if the bacon has become expired, for once the taste of evil is spread upon the glorious fruits of bacon thou shall experience a taste so wretched, it would launch an apocalypse inside of your mouth.

russellnation on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T00:20:40.157105-07:00-0700

So, if you're not going to eat the bacon, can I have it?

warped on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T00:38:41.685160-07:00-0700

Ask m0m0, it's his broccoli flavored bacon

daisy0808 on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T04:50:04.723220-07:00-0700

However - there are many broccoli followers who add bacon to their florets! I have tasted the broccoli cheese salad that is enhanced with bacon dressing!!

snuggleslut on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T15:05:45.047706-07:00-0700

Indeed, but broccoli must never be treated as a substitute for bacon as the broccoli troll proposes.

derricks on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-21T22:59:06.131077-07:00-0700

Solid point.

toasterweasel on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T08:08:17.248837-07:00-0700

I found him: http://www.espacioblog.com/myfiles/liberacionanimal/brocoli-art.jpg

testspecimen on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T05:51:44.392150-07:00-0700

Brothers. Sisters. Can't we all just get along?

cvk on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T08:54:14.928841-07:00-0700

No. Not with fucking broccoli.

cvk on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T08:55:17.540581-07:00-0700

Are we witnessing the birth of the Bacon vs. Broccoli meme?

diggum on Broccoli troll in the Bacon subreddit

2008-09-22T10:57:54.573908-07:00-0700

I've gone ahead and created a [Broccoli subreddit] (http://www.reddit.com/r/broccoli/) to address the constant struggle, the yin-yang balance, the push you-pull me battle of Bacon v. Broccoli. Friends, it does not have to be an either/or situation. Bacon is strong enough, confident enough, and goddamit, delicious enough to survive and prosper without fear or condemnation from Broccoli. Broccoli is without peer among the nutritious food items, is simple to grow, prepare, and consume, and is free from any governmental oversight or interference. [Warning: Governmental regulations require notification that undercooked foods increase the risk of food-borne illness.] sincerely, diggum