I've gone ahead and created a [Broccoli subreddit] (http://www.reddit.com/r/broccoli/) to address the constant struggle, the yin-yang balance, the push you-pull me battle of Bacon v. Broccoli. Friends, it does not have to be an either/or situation. Bacon is strong enough, confident enough, and goddamit, delicious enough to survive and prosper without fear or condemnation from Broccoli. Broccoli is without peer among the nutritious food items, is simple to grow, prepare, and consume, and is free from any governmental oversight or interference.

[Warning: Governmental regulations require notification that undercooked foods increase the risk of food-borne illness.]

sincerely, diggum